do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
benedict can’t do the live long and prosper sign properly
benedict accidentally does the nerdfighter gesture
benedict makes a illuminati sign
benedict makes a butt instead of a heart
his hands need their own supervisor
He’s like a small child let loose on the world.
this man should notbe allowedto leavehis homewithout supervision
#can anyone see his thumb in the second gif??? he’s comforting her and /weeps (via ineednewbooks)
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions
- I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
- No no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Celebrities taking the underground
What fucking subway is this
imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*